SEX Quotes

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"An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets."

~Anonymous "I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."

 ~Anonymous "I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now."

~Anonymous "Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics."

 ~Anonymous "Sex in France is a comedy; in England it is a tragedy; in America it's a melodrama; in Italy it's an opera; in Germany, a reason to take up philosophy.”

~Anonymous "Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex."

~Karl Marx "An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."

 ~Edgar Wallace "The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex."

~Hugh Hefner "The state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation."

 ~Pierre Trudeau "Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse yet he has left it out of his heaven.” ~Mark Twain